Tuesday, January 31, 2006


Every time I go back home, it's the same story.

To relatives: "Yes, law school is great. It's a lot of work, and I wish I had more time to enjoy the city, but I'm really learning a lot."

To parents: "Yes, the money you're dropping into this degree is totally worth it. And all those loans you co-signed for me, don't worry, there is zero chance I'll default on them."

To former classmates:"Oh, you think that biology assignment is tough? You baby. I just spent 36 hours straight learning the intricacies of the excited utterance rule. Your life has no value."

To friends: "Please kill me now. Please."

To God: see "to friends"

To self: "No wonder I left this shithole, I can't wait to get back to school."


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