Top 5 things I wish I'd known before coming to law school

1. You get one exam per class. This one exam is worth 100% of your grade. This is stressful.
2. The "socratic method" means you have to actually prepare for class.
3. Drinking until you throw up is now considered "juvenile" and "embarrassing". Especially if you throw up on another law student
4. Law firms do not pay off your student debt. (Thank you very much Mr. Tom Cruise ("The Firm"))
5. Jack Nicholson was right, I can't handle the truth