Negative returns

Is there anything more depressing than coming back from spring break? You lug your overtanned ass back to class for the final stretch before exams and that sinking feeling takes hold. Only a month until exams. Still haven't opened the books. Still have 2 papers that are overdue. Professors start ramping up the reading because they're behind. Tension in the air as 1Ls begin to crack. The looming dread of being exposed as a fraud once the summer associateship sails.

And where the fuck is spring this year anyway? It's freezing. Everything sucks.