5 reasons why the first grade is better than law school

1. When your professor is sick and a class is canceled, you have to make it up. Usually on a Friday.
2. When you take your after-lunch nap, the drool can short out your laptop
3. Instead of gold stars, you get journal appointments.
4. Recess is still a break, but you now have to prepare for the next witness, and there are no monkey bars.
5. “Kiss tag” is now called “sexual harassment”