Monday, June 12, 2006

Beauty is a curse

As was mentioned in the comments regarding my last post, it's never a good idea to hook up with another summer associate, because you're stuck together at every event, and every event involves copious amounts of liquor. When the summer you hook up with is a little crazy, on top of being an alcoholic, this leads to some difficult situations. Like her trying to rub your crotch under the table while eating dinner with a partner. Or her pleading you give her a ride home, in front of other people so you can't say no, and then insisting that you come in to her place to "talk about it". Or her refusing to leave your office until you promise that you'll go to the event that night. Or her sending work emails debating the situation to you, using her work Treo. Or her saying "it's gonna be a lot more awkward if you reject me than if you just give in."

So this is why sexual harassment is bad!

6 Comments:

Blogger LawNut said...

You asked for it...I say just roll with it though. It's only a couple of months, and you might actually start to like her, despite her insanity/insecurity! In any event, it will be better than dealing with awkward situations at work for the next two months!

1:14 AM  
Blogger sadielady said...

"it's gonna be a lot more awkward if you reject me than if you just give in." that's awesome.

7:41 AM  
Blogger The BLS said...

"It's gonna be a lot more awkward if you reject me than if you just give in." Not only is that awesome, that is the mantra of a TRUE stalker.

Yowza. Good luck, M.

1:28 PM  
Blogger dicta said...

most of life's questions can be answered by seinfeld. just tell her you want a threesome. if she says no, keep pushing the issue. eventually she'll either get really fed up and go away or she'll consent. so you're either free, or in for an experience. and this way you dont have to worry about getting a bad rep around the office because even though all guys arent, most women assume all are into threesomes anyway. so they probably already thought that about you.

2:58 PM  
Blogger M said...

Funnily enough, I already brought the threesome up, in the usual semi-joking way that guys like to do, where they can just laugh it off if the girl doesn't seem down, but if there is any interest they can push it. She wasn't down :(.

1:19 AM  
Blogger Legally Intoxicated (Retired) said...

I'd reccommend Tucker Max's strategy from this story: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/girl_almost_beats_tucker_at_his_own_game.phtml#611
Go for the blumpy!

4:14 PM  

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