Down with VD

Man, is this a lame holiday. And it's even lamer (yeah, it's a word) when law students are involved. I heard about 30 variations on this "joke" today:

#1: "So, any hot valentine's day plans?"
#2: "Yeah, I got a hot date with [Ms. Torts]"

First of all, it's clearly Mr. Torts. Second, who would ever date torts? The only classes I would date would be Animal Law, for obvious sexual innuendo reasons, and maybe International Law for the accent. Although honestly, given my law school dating history, I'd probably be stuck with "The Regulation of Vice" and be celebrating tonight with some over-the-clothes petting and a Sprite. This holiday sucks.