I am a God
So I've gone and done it. I've completed the holy trifecta- last night I hooked up with an attorney from my firm. At a firm event. With witnesses. And perhaps photographic evidence.
Combined with my paralegal makeout session at the office, and my ill-advised tryst with another summer, I'm now a legend, at least in my own mind. Am I worried about any possible backlash on Monday? Maybe a little. But I figure that it looks a lot worse for her, I mean, she was taking advantage of a poor, helpless summer associate!! At least I have the threat of a sexual harassment suit to hang over their heads as offer leverage.
Lord knows I don't have anything else.
Combined with my paralegal makeout session at the office, and my ill-advised tryst with another summer, I'm now a legend, at least in my own mind. Am I worried about any possible backlash on Monday? Maybe a little. But I figure that it looks a lot worse for her, I mean, she was taking advantage of a poor, helpless summer associate!! At least I have the threat of a sexual harassment suit to hang over their heads as offer leverage.
Lord knows I don't have anything else.
posted by M at 3:15 PM
7 Comments:
You sir, are officially a P-I-M-P. Congrats :)
Not sure if "poor" and "helpless" really apply here... ;-)
This is a much more fun way to negotiate and offer than picking up dry cleaning.
Good God... could this get any better?
Well done. I tip my hat to you, good sir.
To those who have gone where I could not...(at least yet :) )
Congratulations, man.
I'm not worthy... I'm not worthy... :)
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